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Cats Don’t Get Masters Degrees (or Jobs)

Were I to spend the new year as a completely different person of my choosing, I think I’d like to be a house cat. Hear me out. A cat’s biggest problem in the day is deciding where next to sleep. … Continue reading

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I’m Still a Robot

When was the last time I shed tears of joy? Never. I don’t cry easily, so when I do, it’s usually because I’m having a panic attack or watching the Appa-theft episode of Avatar. I know this prompt is a duplicate but … Continue reading

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All Groan Up: The Story of My Toaster Oven

This Christmas, I wrote the most boring wish list of all time, and found it deeply exciting. This was the moment when I felt grown up. On this wish list, I included the following things: A shelf for my bedroom, … Continue reading

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Nightmare Inception : Secret of Success

What would it take for you to consider yourself a “successful blogger”? Is that something you strive for? I don’t think that being a “successful blogger” is something you can quantify. I don’t think that the number of likes, follows, … Continue reading

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Red Elephant Fraternity: Three-Tenths

Well. I suppose it’s a fraternity for Red Elephants. At an Elephant University. I pumped out these words while listening to the Backstreet Boys, so who knows what just happened. I’m double-prompting myself by giving me the length of the … Continue reading

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