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Bluffer’s Bluff

Be kind to your Bluffer-footed Bluffers For a duck may be somebody`s Bluffer, Be kind to your Bluffers in The Bluff Where the weather is always Bluffest. You may think that this is the Bluff, Well it is. I could … Continue reading

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IE Sucks and Some Actual Things

My immediate response to this prompt was, “I have no idea. I just ramble on about minutia in my daily life and call it writing.” This is why I shouldn’t read prompts pre-coffee. The truth is that I didn’t create … Continue reading

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Cats Don’t Get Masters Degrees (or Jobs)

Were I to spend the new year as a completely different person of my choosing, I think I’d like to be a house cat. Hear me out. A cat’s biggest problem in the day is deciding where next to sleep. … Continue reading

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I’m Still a Robot

When was the last time I shed tears of joy? Never. I don’t cry easily, so when I do, it’s usually because I’m having a panic attack or watching the¬†Appa-theft¬†episode of Avatar. I know this prompt is a duplicate but … Continue reading

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All Groan Up: The Story of My Toaster Oven

This Christmas, I wrote the most boring wish list of all time, and found it deeply exciting. This was the moment when I felt grown up. On this wish list, I included the following things: A shelf for my bedroom, … Continue reading

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